I HEART HUCKABEES IS LOVE

Tue, 14 Feb 2006 01:04:20 GMT

lol i am on the phone right now with my bffae sandy. lol. i love that girl. she is so cool and fun to be around! so, lol, yeah, lately i have been just chilling with my rocketstizzar pals! i just love chilling with them and talking about life, you know. just getting my priorities straight. omg! anyway, my mom is such a biotch! she took away my privileges for driving because i burned our house down with my cigarettes! god, she is sooo unfair! lately everyone has been looking at me weird. idk why, but i think it is because i am so original and no one accepts it at my school. whatevs, they just can't handle what a huge hunk of manliness i truly am. lol. well, i better get going. i still need to brush my teeth. not that it matters, my teeth are already as white as they get. lol! good night! ily all!

*hugs and kisses*
eric white

I think I'm gonna start this shit back up

Tue, 07 Feb 2006 23:15:04 GMT

So if anyone can fix my really lame, girly, page, I would love it.

Also, I should be in advertising because apparantly the only prerequisit is is that you can't keep your mind on any solid idea and just spew out random shit and then put your logo on it. Anways, I could do that. I'm pretty fucking retarted like that.

oh hey

Fri, 08 Jul 2005 15:27:28 GMT

So today some stuff happened and I took a piss.

hooray

Sun, 03 Jul 2005 16:21:42 GMT

NOOSHA CHANGED MY L/J, AMAZING, SIMPLY AMAZING

wow....it all makes sense.

Sat, 02 Jul 2005 03:38:28 GMT

I went to visitation for Jessi today, I'd rather not talk about. Instead, time to look on the brightside of things, I hung out with my friend and came home after having a cigarette or 2 to talk to my Mom. Oh boy I love my Mom. Who loves me so much she wanted to make sure that i was ok, actually no, no she didn't, she wanted to bitch at me. Absolutely nothing changes here and I'm desperate to get out. I told her I was fed up with living here that she doesn't like me and my life has been going steadily downhill for months. So hearing all this while reading she finally looks at me, and laughs. She laughs for a good minute straight so i call her a bitch and leave. I told her that I'm gonna leave soon and there isn't shit she can do about and she said goodbye. I told her that our family is a mess and everyday we end up screaming at each other and she completely ignored me. I don't know how bad this all sounds but fuck this whole thing. The minute I'm out of here i'm 100x happier. I don't think I will ever be more happy tahn when I finally walk out that door with no plans to return. So basically I'm looking for anyone who would take me in. I can leave anytime. I'll do work around the house and pay some rent or w/e as soon as I get a job. Wow i'm just really fed up this has been going on for a year and a half.

I got cought

Thu, 30 Jun 2005 18:13:15 GMT

So for those of you who don't already know, I on ocassion have taken out my Dad's BMW. One night while I was at Rocketstar I parked against traffic and got a ticket. I am royally fucked. The police called my Dad this morning and he said there is no possible way that could have been him. He is going to take me to court and I am going to lose my liscense. On top of everything else that is going to happen to me after they decide my punishment. So if anyone out there reading this happens to be 18 and wouldn't mind having a 16 year old around give me a call, because I need to get out of here. This is so much fucking shit. What a great end to my amazing week.

300 reasons why you suck

Mon, 27 Jun 2005 03:55:59 GMT

reasons 1-299: I haven't updated recently
300: you haven't told me to update

Sat, 04 Jun 2005 00:46:40 GMT

Ahh tonight was cool. I hung out with my best friend Trent who i've known for a relaly long time. Nick wanted to hang out, but i didn't really feel like hanging out with him. He's pretty annoying since he's so desperate. Morgan also came over and she's pretty cool and way funny so it was a fun time with us 3.
Trent and I played xbox live while Morgan hit on people and it was a funny, great time.
Last weekend was the shizznit becuz i got to go to my condo...do some fun shizzit...and yeah. IT was a long weekend, too so that's always a plus.
I'm way glad school is gonna be out next week becuz boy oh boy gee willikers i am ready to sleep in lol
stay up late and sleep in late is my motto lol
well i got some sweet new PIOMP clothes and my gay friend compliment me so i was kind of excited..just becuz i knew i was fashionable .. not like, excited in my pants about a gay guy lol!
well i'm gonna head out...eat some cinnamon toast crunch and then put my nephew to bed..He's been sort of ornary lately...he's only 13 months old..so it's understandable he can be a bit moody sometimes. lol
i love babysitting him! im glad this summer i get to look after him!
well i better go do that...:)
goodbye,
E.L.W. ;) 'night

4/21?

Fri, 22 Apr 2005 02:14:37 GMT

Yesterday was probably better, everyone seemed really happy and relaxed, hmm I wonder why? Well anyways yesterday was a good day, but 4/21 was good too. Well anyways, lacrosse kicks ass, and so does taunting people. I knocked this guy who was pretty wicked sick on his ass, and than i stood over him and said what bitch? Hahaha that guy was pretty pissed. He thought he could do something about it, he was wrong. My basement smells really good. Hey turn off that tree.

Call it aftermath she's turning blue, what a lovely colour for you

Sun, 17 Apr 2005 17:27:37 GMT

Welcome back, today we are going to be talking about the 3 ways i turned my life around. Way number 1 Stop eating red meat, do it today, it's thed best thing I ever did. I got the JUICE, JUICE JUICE JUICE, JUICE for Eric, JUICE for Eric, woah Eric. Alright so, recap, no Red Meat. The second thing I did was to cut sugar out of my life, CUT IT OUT. JUICE, JUICE, JUICE. Alright, well, I love that movie. Well after that, we won our game in OT and I had an assist and beat the shit out of some of those Forest Hills faggets. Man I hate Forest Hills. Well other stuff happened, usually the one or three people that read this were there. Bye.

So glad to see you well again, I was sure you were gone and fading

Thu, 14 Apr 2005 02:05:21 GMT

Hey again...that was awkward, well onward. Anyways today I slept through 3 of my classes and i only paid attention in 1 but I got a good score on a test...but who cares? Anyway we won our game last night 3 to 2 with 9 seconds left, friggen rediculous how bad I played. I think I need to accomplish some sleep because i'm really tired lately and it's starten to make me even weirder and more on edge than normal, obviously not good. Alex is supposed to bring me KOTOR2 and he hasn't lately, what a lazy man. Also I found a great place to buy t-shirts, bye. Also, I feel really out of it lately and I don't think I'm doing a very good job with being around people and acting normal around my friends, anyways bye.

There's Glass Between Us

Mon, 11 Apr 2005 20:13:43 GMT

My Dad is a clever clever man, he just snored and told me to shut up while he was sleeping, I mean that is incredibaly clever. Waking up for the first time in a week and a half was really fun and i deffinately didn't sleep through about half of my classes. I'm stil rather tired but I'm pretty giggly about some funny things they know what they are. Well anyways, I just had a very odd conversation wiht Morgan Slut and she said OMG BYE and it was really odd. Wait let me back up a bit. This morning I got a large dose of asshole syndrome from everyone asking how Spring Break was, IT WAS FUCKING GREAT what do you think I'm gonna do bitch? Oh i hated spring break boo hoo hoo, no thats exactly what they expect you to say. They want you to say great, and than they want you to ask them back. So the only thing I do to these trainwrecks of inquisitions is answer them and leave or change the subject quickly, and if I accidently ask you how your break was, smack me and go that's how it was bitch. Speaking of bitches I have to go now bye.

I feel cold as a razorblade, tight as a turnicade, dry as a funeral drum

Sat, 09 Apr 2005 05:37:03 GMT

Stroll to the bedroom in the suitcase on the left you'll find my favoirte axe
Don't look so frightened this is just a passing phase, one of my bad days
So, I slept til around 12:30, got online, talked to Ruth, etc...Than I called Trent and went to his house where we played some KOTOR which is the shiz. We came back here and upped my rank in Halo to 12. Not that anyone cares, but I was pretty damn excited, we only spent like 12 hours on it. Well than we almost went to Britanny's but that got cancled. I got in a big fight with my parents over nothing for some really stupid reason. Well anyways I couldn't leave the house and spent most of my night online. Well anyways, I'm really tired and I can't wait for people to come over tommorow. That's gonna be fun. Wow, this Livejournal has a mind of it's own. To think I started it to be funny and now I update it religously, ehh well whatever, if it makes me less whiny than I'm happy with it.

I was just staring it dead in the face.

Fri, 08 Apr 2005 04:02:41 GMT

Well Amber and I just broke up, saw that one coming.

Tell me something, tell me anything, and watch the weather change.

Fri, 08 Apr 2005 03:40:18 GMT

So I was up til 3 A.M. last night talking to Ruth and Morgan, than I had to get up at 6:30 A.M. which was fun. I went to my brother-in-laws house and fell asleep until about 10. Then some movies and other stuff. Than I went to Ruth's for a while which was probably the heightlight of my week since I haven't seen her since last Thursday and I haven't seen or talked to my girlfriend at all over spring break. Well enough sulking about that. Anyway I'm really tired because I haven't slept more than a few hours in the last few days and I think I'm gonna sleep so much tommorow that I might bust a blood vesel, but I also want to go see Sin City with all of those people who are going with me. Well anyways, springbreak is gonna be over soon, frown, morgan will be coming home saturday, big smile. Well, see ya.

Wed, 06 Apr 2005 00:51:39 GMT

Ok, deleted all those entries that got out of hand about Kassi, my bad. Noosha it's not good to tell people to kill themselves, myself, things that you say are going to be taken seriously even though they are meant to be funny. I sincerely appologize to anyone who was offended or hurt.

I'm busy writing your tragedy

Mon, 04 Apr 2005 00:37:44 GMT

Titles rule. End of story. Titles rule. I mean, I'm busy writing your tragedy, Frau Frau rules your balls, and Garden State isn't half bad either. So I spent most of my day getting hit in th face with a big rubber ball, and for a minute, I'm pretty sure I got it. For a second everything in my head slowed and I stopped thinking. I really got it. Well after that, I hung out and thought about how awesome not thinking is. That's just crazy. I heart rocks. You rock, rock. Well after that, I played soem video games and Amber yelled at me for not calling her for a few days. Oh ya and I pulled the best april fools day on morgan ever. It was awesome. Cold Case really sucks. It is the worst show I've ever seen. Peace yo.

A Few Days Gone By but I'm Sleepen Through The Week

Sat, 02 Apr 2005 04:07:42 GMT

I think Timespliters: Future Perfect and Halo 2 make the best combination of a day of Xbox Live and System links with Trent. Well I'm pretty tired cause I haven't slept in a while and I can't think of very many things to say. I miss Mom and Morgan, they are in Florida, there for I miss them. You know what else I miss? Trigger Happy T.V., that show kicks some serious ass. Well I'm hungry and tired so I'm gonna go make some food and lie down. Smashing Pumpkins kick ass. Tommorow will be in 50 minutes. I can't wait til "Nick ditches me and I only find ugly girls at the beach." Peace Yo.

I prey for the Death of Vinny Keysolites

Tue, 29 Mar 2005 02:46:05 GMT

I HATE YOU AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE (Except Noosha) Bunch of fucken Vinney Keys ass kissing pieces of shit. BAH DIE. I don't want to hear about how fucking awesome they were or how good they're concert was. WAKE UP...THEY SUCK! Ok, besides that, I HATE THEM. I don't not want Spring Break to come, cause it will be sweet. I'm gonna go up to my condo and just hit on hit on hot chicks and play Xbox with Nick, who will come with hopefully. Time Spliters Perfect Future is on my buy list and I have the cash! And Lacrosse kicks ass, yup kicks it.

Mon, 28 Mar 2005 00:41:59 GMT

Alright spent Easter with my family and playing Devil May Cry 3. It's prolly the best new game I've played so fart his year. Uhh I'm gonna miss me homies who are leaving over spring break cause i'm spending the whole thing sleeping i think...well I'm hungry see ya.

Reasons why I'm better than Terry Shiboh

Sat, 26 Mar 2005 19:37:09 GMT

Hey everyone long time no see, and by everyone i mean like 2 people and by see i mean have sex with. Well over the last few months i've become racist, sexist and I hate you too die. Why are you still reading, I'm being serious. As far as life goes, life is I Heart Huckabees and life is good. In other words shlob my jewish looking knob. Well I just read my last post and I could kick my old sels ass in Halo. I used to really suck, I'm glad that I'm the most cocky girl in the world now because i've earned it. Wow I love Yu-Gi-Oh. It's the best show on TV. I'm gonna go watch it with popcorn..and laughter. (PHORENSICS 4 LIFE)

P.S. I'm not in Phorensics.

Tripple Entry

Sun, 16 Jan 2005 17:52:40 GMT

Alright so the journal shut down over the weekend no big this one will just be thrice as long, well so far no one has read mine yet and everyone can go to hell. While in hell please consume x number of drinks because supposeldy it's gonna be kinda bad. Well w/e I did near nothing during the temporary breakdown. I went to a movie, Elektra a.k.a GAY and also I think someone called it A WASTE OF MONEY. I don't quite remember. Something about me sleeping... Well besides that I went home and played Halo 2 til 7 A.M. now tell me i'm not a bad ass, than I slept til about 2. Upon waking I called Morgan, Trent and Nick. Morgan and Ruth deffinately came over. Trent flaked. Nick flaked. End of story. Besides all the bitching about no one showing up we had a grand old time and left trent a message in his yard. They left, I slept from 12 to 12. Now i'm writing. Also I registered my "band" that has rehearsed once just cuase i found the most bad ass name ever. Check it out www.purevolume.com/aliceinwonderland. It may say I have not been approved yet, that is because I haven't. Well just remember to live life like you have a little captain in you.

My fudgen head hurts.

Fri, 14 Jan 2005 03:34:39 GMT

Well school was fine, I don't see a reason to bitch about it. Bitching about school is just going to make it even more miserable because there isn't anything you can do about it, so take advantage of it. Ya, well anyway, I had to ride the bus and that's always fun cause we get to laugh at people who have big boners in the morning. so, I slept through like 2 of my classes and just waited for wrestling. Other stuff happened, I'm sure more than one person was touching themselves during clas... but w/e. After some sitting around and looking at the second best page in the universe, it was time to go sit around and wait for the wrastl'en bus. Which I did. Then we left. Not too many details, lets just say I lost and the team lost. Well I got my lip cut and bled threw an entire gause. Than my eye was about to throb it's way out of my head, so I sat with my Mom and finally spent some time with her, I'm not trying to be a bitch and be like err my mom is so stupid cause she is never home, but she works alot and I don't spend alot of time with her when she is here so it was really nice. Also, I'm a sappy bitch that diserves to be smacked. Well my computer got to my house today and when i got home we hooked it up and it's BAD ASS. It's a Dell XPS gaming system with $700 of pimping on the hardware so it's super bad ass. Than I sat down and started typing what people will skim, laugh at (hopefully), than IM telling me how much they want to snorg me in the back of my pimp truck, that I don't own. Ladies, it doesn't matter that I don't own a truck, we can find one, and snorg the hell out of the back of it. Well that's all from my demented mind and my stutter inducing headache. Sleeping is best done in class by the way, nothing is funnier than zoning out while listening to the Napoleon Dynamite soundtrack, than waking up in the middle of class practically yelling " A FRICKEN TWELVE GAUGE WHAT DO YOU THINK?" and than having your teacher scream at you. Well anyways bye.

I can't believe i've finally broken down.

Wed, 12 Jan 2005 22:37:37 GMT

Fortunately, I will prolly be using this to make fun of this and other people who use live journals. I'm depressed, I'm moody, etc. Morgan knows what I'm talken about...Conclusion Eric White = Stupid... Eric White's Live Journal = Worth Checking Every Day, like it's a bad friggen habbit.